I would like to offer up for auction one item from my online shop, Forever Fifteen. You'll find lots of different designs, all with more than moderate levels of snark.
Once the auction is completed, the winner can send me an e-mail including what item they would like and an address that I can mail it to. The only thing that's off limits would be the 100 packs of buttons - in tight times like this, I can't really afford US$87. :-)
How about we start the bidding at ten Australian dollars?